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 !  Harem Scare 'Em, part 3

An Original Comedy Screenplay By

"Farmer" John H. Leeper

** Note - Terms used in spec scripts:
O.S. = Off Screen
V.O. = Voice Over
EST = Establishing Shot
INT = Interior
EXT = Exterior
POV = Point Of View
INSERT = A Camera Shot Usually Focusing On An Object


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Jolene Blalock

In this script, Jolene Blalock plays the part of Lara Prim. To read a brief biography, go to Jolene Blalock >>.

Janeane Garofalo

In this script, Kathy Griffin plays the part of Janet Clark. To read a brief biography, go to Kathy Griffin >>.

Lara Prim: Jolene Blalock
Janet Clark: Kathy Griffin
Frank Hanlon: David O’Hara
Bud, the giant: The Undertaker
Bruce Cannon: Greg Kinnear
Glenda: Traci Lords
Karl Tanner: Dennis Hopper

Rating: PG-13 Mature Audiences, possibly R for adult content & situations

Even for Hollywood, action super star Lara Prim (Jolene Blalock: Star Trek: Enterprise) has a personal life that qualifies as “over the top.” She cannot seem to stop asking men to marry her and then running away before the wedding bells begin to chime. It is a habit that keeps her attorney and loyal friend Janet Clark (Janeane Garofalo: The Truth About Cats and Dogs, The Matchmaker, Mystery Men) hopping. But Janet’s problems with her hormone-charged client reach a new level when Lara concludes that god has spoken to her and given her an order to build a harem on a par with that of King Solomon, the greatest Jewish ruler in the Old Testament. Solomon had 700 wives. She wants 700 husbands. Lara achieves her matrimonial goal only to discover the truth in an old proverb: be careful what you wish for, because you might just get it.

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John Leeper is an heirloom tomato farmer, children's author, religious scholar and former Mississippi River rat now living in Northwest Tennessee. Check out his website at www.guruofthegarden.com. Click here to see his full bio. John H. Leeper >>

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