In this script, Jolene Blalock plays the part of Lara Prim. To read a brief biography, go to Jolene Blalock >>.
In this script, Kathy Griffin plays the part of Janet Clark. To read a brief biography, go to Kathy Griffin >>.
CAST OF CHARACTERS:
Lara Prim: Jolene Blalock
Janet Clark: Kathy Griffin
Frank Hanlon: David O’Hara
Bud, the giant: The Undertaker
Bruce Cannon: Greg Kinnear
Glenda: Traci Lords
Karl Tanner: Dennis Hopper
Rating: PG-13 Mature Audiences, possibly
R for adult content & situations
Even for Hollywood, action super star Lara Prim (Jolene Blalock: Star Trek: Enterprise) has a personal life that qualifies as “over the top.” She cannot seem to stop asking men to marry her and then running away before the wedding bells begin to chime. It is a habit that keeps her attorney and loyal friend Janet Clark (Janeane Garofalo: The Truth About Cats and Dogs, The Matchmaker, Mystery Men) hopping. But Janet’s problems with her hormone-charged client reach a new level when Lara concludes that god has spoken to her and given her an order to build a harem on a par with that of King Solomon, the greatest Jewish ruler in the Old Testament. Solomon had 700 wives. She wants 700 husbands. Lara achieves her matrimonial goal only to discover the truth in an old proverb: be careful what you wish for, because you might just get it.
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