Archive for March, 2011

Writing Quote for the Day

“Don’t get it right, just get it written.” —James Thurber And if you don’t know who James Thurber is, I suggest starting here: The Thurber House.

March 27, 2011 · admin · No Comments
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Humor and the art of capitalization

In this world of hi-tech, I have noticed that many who text message and email, have forgotten the “art” of capitalization. Those of you who fall into this world, please take note of the following statement. I cannot stress enough that capitalization is important. Capitalization is the difference between… … helping your Uncle Jack off […]

March 26, 2011 · admin · No Comments
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The Blathering Idiot and the Call of Nature

The blathering idiot and his girl friend, Zelda, decided that the first day of Spring was the perfect time to go out into Nature, to experience the Wilds. Except, it was not as easy as either one of them would like. As the blathering idiot found out, Zelda was allergic to rag weed, tree pollen, […]

March 20, 2011 · admin · No Comments
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The blathering idiot, taxes, and heaven

The blathering idiot was sitting at the kitchen table doing his taxes, when in a fit of confusion and boredom at the inane complexity of a form, he fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in heaven. He knew this was the case because the disciple Matthew greeted him. The blathering idiot sat up […]

March 6, 2011 · admin · No Comments
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